Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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What? Yes.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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