- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

angelosnyder is not gay

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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