What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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