- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

whats black and white? a zebra

like most people my age. im 27

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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