Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

7+5=12

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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