- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Bean.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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