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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

This one time at band camp music was played.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

What do you call white trash Garbage

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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