Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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Your Mom!!!

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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Okay, after this one then...

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Needless to say,

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Anti Joke

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