Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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Hey Eliza, thanks, while I appreciate the help, Alice is crying in a corner and refusing to get up, I wont lie, for a moment there I could "see voices and music" and valium has taken care of the ptsd (and blown most of my brain, which is nice for a change). With that said, im on 40 mg ritalin which is a lot, but I need it, besides I can handle the anxiety. I have no idea who the guy typing this is, but he is following me to the letter, so thats good enough, except his typos being worse than mine, which is pretty good for a guy that barely speaks english. Sorry Eliza, but Alice is having a breakdown here, ill talk her down a bit first, she tries to hide it, but she is far more worried about me than I am, which is nice, just not like this, ill be right back with you.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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