why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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