- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

you lose.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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