- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

hi penis ham telephone

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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