Why was the woman?

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

vaginas are pretty!!!!

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

Obamacare

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Jimmy Saville

feminism

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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