Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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I agree

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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