Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Joke

Im taking a shit right now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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