Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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A child walks into a classroom.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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watch me nae nae

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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