Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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This is not a joke or is it

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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