How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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