Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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