What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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