- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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