- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

knock knock whos their a person

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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