- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Jerry.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

MOOOOOOOOOOO

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

I hate blackniggers

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Robin get in the Batmobile.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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