Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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WNBA

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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I grunt when I poop.

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I'm hungry.

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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