- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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