What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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