Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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