- Anti Joke

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

Black people being friendly.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead