What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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Grammer is very important

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Gun Control

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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