- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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