"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Well... At that time everyone expected that the only people that knew hypnosis where either "born with the gift from the stars" or was some old beard man that spent "hundreds of years in the mountains".or a wizard or a shamanic priest, or well some guy in a particular stupid suit of sorts, it increased its potency simple as that, as having people stare at me and laugh because "You are not some beardy guru master" is a pretty bad start for the effective use of mass hypnosis. Mono-ideoism actually just means really concentrated focus on a single object or state of mind, the thing about the name (aside from sounding kinda mono-idiotic) is that strong focus alone does NOT lead to a state of relaxation which is one of the prime requirements to achieve a state of trance, I mean try focusing on something really hard and your body produces a huge amount of beta waves, aka stress. All of that is bullshit, but my horrible childhood did leave me with the "gift" to space out pretty quickly, so I learned it pretty fast without really knowing what it was at first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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