Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Women's rights.

Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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