- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Why is pi? Because circles.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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