A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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womens rights.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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