What is 1+1? It's 2!

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

TWIX PAUSE!

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

What you reading? reading?

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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