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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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Your existance.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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Agent 47.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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