Paper shield.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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