Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

Where's my tractor?

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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