Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Christianity

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.