There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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