Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

squash squash who squash my ass

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Grace Ackerson

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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