- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

I like your hair

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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