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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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