- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Me Neither.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

roses are red, violets are blue.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

knock knock no ones home

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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