whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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whats one plus one penis

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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I have aids

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Anti Joke

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