- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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