- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

Women's rights.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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