- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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