How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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guess what chicken butt

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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tims sty:)

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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Anti Joke

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