- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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