A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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Robin, Get in the Car

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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