- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

Cows are land manatees.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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