What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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