What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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WOw you have no life

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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call me maybe.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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