whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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Anti Joke

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