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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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