- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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