- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

racism...deal with it!

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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