There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

pudding

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

woman's rights

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

What can make you pee? Liquid

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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