- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

taking out the trash... at night

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

Womens' sports

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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