When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

How come anti jokes r funny

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Psychics.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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