Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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