Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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Knock knock --Come in.

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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Carrot fingers

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Nice belt.

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Do u take sugar?

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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