Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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