A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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