- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.